From: KRS10
Date: Jan 11, 2005 3:47 AM                           

Hey dad, this time it's not a fad
I don't get bored with him like so many others,
though the internet side entertainment smothers,
unwelcome, jeremy is the haven that makes it heaven,
sometimes we might stay til eleven,
or bettter, sometimes we might stay til seven,
or anywhere in between the two,
i want to be between him and buns of blankets, ooh!
people patties with mouth sauce slickers
and I might have to eat him up, he makes flying bubbles of my kickers,
a raving real hug for a raving real love might kick out my ticker,
and best thing of all dad, he likes the dinosaur stickers.


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hey mom, check out this gal out
she's so rad
when i'm around her she takes away my pout
and replaces it with feelings so glad
i say to her 'may i lick out your nostrils'?
and mom, she says 'anyday anytime my rascles'!
there's no other one i've so much wished to chomp
no person that i've seen before have i with more wished to romp
hey mother all these years i've dreamed
that one day one would smother me crushed
beneath her weight and love i would melt
this goes far beyond anything i've ever felt
here i am now, a puddle on the floor
and only looking forward to forever more
and with this puddle i wish to drench her
soak her through and through
for what else is a boy like me to do
but make sure she never leaves for furr or berr

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tell your mom, i'll tell my dad
silently sign a prayer about the times we've had
and the times we'll have
of sorrows cut in half
of smiles and laughs
koalas and giraffes,
caught up in a zoo of chirping and a frenzious feeding,
everytime so exhuberant from just our greeting,
i might get a fever of excitement over meeting,
so when i'm sick with you
you'll know what to do
squeeze me til the pain is through
and i'll stay infected
always
by choo