From: KristRARRn
Date: Feb 18, 2005 07:29 PM

be cautious
and cover tracks in the snow with a fern
so you won't know your way back
if you can take endless eternities of lovin
if you can accept that task
i will deal out a great managerial position to you
to manage and store away in yourself
all of the ways in which i am growing to appreciate
and love you
and we will work forever
to increase in all areas
if you resist to leave a trail
leading back to where you were before


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From: Jeremy
Date: Feb 18, 2005 02:23 PM

i'll be more cautious this time
besides, we work on more important things now
although i can take endless eternities of lovin,
i'm pretty sure we outdid many peoples lifetime love amounts in those 3 short days
maybe i'll still get in some good chomps though
silly chooboose

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: KRS10
Date: Feb 18, 2005 07:29 AM

eat me all you like
although last time you tried to devour me
you became rather sick
silly mongoose

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From: Jeremy
Date: Feb 17, 2005 10:56 PM

but i had grilled cheese today
surely you can be consumed if this can
i say
to poobucket with liars
chompchompchomplovvvvvvechompchomp
wee

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: KRS10
Date: Feb 17, 2005 07:09 PM

playing a role is only telling lies that reveal truths that would remain otherwise latent.
Wearing a mask is only empathizing with the face of another.
Being a doctor and saying that you cannot have kristen because she has lactose in her because she is a grilled cheese sandwich is a bad lie and makes you a bad man.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jeremy
Date: Feb 16, 2005 06:29 PM

i eat grilled cheese
what luck!

i'm lactose too
odd
or am i
errr
doctors are liars
actors too

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: KRS10
Date: Feb 16, 2005 06:14 PM

no silly
i am a grilled cheese sandwich
but that means everyone except vegans and high society dweebs and lactose intolerant people like me

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jeremy
Date: Feb 16, 2005 05:44 PM

the problem is, are YOU made of veggies
that's where the real problem lies
lays
potato chips for vegehahaians

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: KRS10
Date: Feb 16, 2005 05:18 PM

devon is no threat to you sweetheart
you have a deliciously bacon-like bum
and she is a vegetarian


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From: Jeremy
Date: Feb 16, 2005 04:50 PM

I YAMA
whooole jrarr of no bake cookcheese
mmm cheeese
mmm bacon
mmm bum biter
mmmmm SANDWICH slllllllllllAP devon, BOOM
wapaaah

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From: KRS10
Date: Feb 16, 2005 04:38 PM

haha
it is the custom of the times to eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches while thinking about the lovely cookie poo which she so elequently describes. Yummm
kaswoosh
cookie
devon does not compare to my no bake cookie jrarrrrr

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jeremy
Date: Feb 14, 2005 07:05 AM

boooo
it is the custom of the times to shove off horny girls from your lover
sandwich style
kablammo

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: KRS10
Date: Feb 13, 2005 09:04 PM

Devon had me before you did
she was one of my very best, but moved afar.
She has awful spelling, doesn't she?
but i will warn her of such a sandwich, she will be very frightened.

one time i was sleeping over at her house
and we slept in the same bed as was the custom for such friends of such stature who... didnt have much other furnature to sleep on..
and i said something in my sleep and rolled over and started cuddling her
i woke up later confused as to why i was in such a cuddling position and she was giggling at me horrendously
it ruled
end!!
kristen

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jeremy
Date: Feb 13, 2005 05:53 PM

devon girl
i think she needs to take a few steps back
or else face the backside of my sandwich
cheek smash style
oombaoomba