From: KristRARRn Date: Feb 18, 2005 04:32 PM gRAPES OF WRATH grapes of love ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jeremy Date: Feb 18, 2005 02:28 PM ohh the bribery, how wonderous you feed sexy foods i give sexy looove ow ow but just so i know, grapes are named by me like this... oval green seeded oval green seedless round green seeded round green seedless oval purple seeded oval purple seedless round purple seeded round purple seedless lover ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: KRS10 Date: Feb 18, 2005 07:31 AM ARRRRR HOw Ya Doing Pretty Good ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR concord grapes are the undeniable best they are such a treat someday you might say "Kristen and I have been married for 28 years and I do not know what to get for her for our anniversary" then you will remember how i love concord grapes and you will get them for me for our anniversary and when they are exchanged you would receive much love you already do though or At least- i am sending it i hope you receive it i love love love you ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jeremy Date: Feb 17, 2005 11:03 PM i love grapes very much i've never had them frozen choooose me useee me to satisfy thee hug neeeed baby breeed watch shmeed hoook hoook hook hook hook hook ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: KRS10 Date: Feb 17, 2005 07:11 PM mmm grapes, i am a sap for grapes, especially good when frozen, i will eat them by the dozens but they don't compare to the treat that i've chosen, choosing to go choo-ing jrarr has a way of wooing renewing all my love for him with each word it's absurd my brain curdles while i Soar over hurdles to melt with you microwaved cheese warm me up please ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jeremy Date: Feb 16, 2005 06:34 PM all my chuggs puff for you and all my choos coo for you and i wait in lew of you to tip you into sink make a stew spoons willl link heartshape i'll twist your tongue like a grape hah BOOM ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: KRS10 Date: Feb 16, 2005 06:19 PM trains are better yet men are too fickle trains know where they are going and they are just chuggin along choo choo ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jeremy Date: Feb 16, 2005 05:49 PM ooo my lover loves the wholly ditch ooo my lover wants a man but i am but a train who goes for her brain arfuhoh ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: KRS10 Date: Feb 16, 2005 05:22 PM WELL FINE IT IS A HOLE or a ditch BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE CALLING IT A DITCH booya!! anyway auuuuuuuuuggggghhhh i like a man who appreciates me for my brain ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jeremy Date: Feb 16, 2005 04:57 PM ohhhhhhh yes and its a HOLE, a ditch is a tiny water valley at the side of the road ...at least in CANADA BABIESSSSSSSSSYAY aaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggghhhhhhhh here too whoa nelly brain ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: KRS10 Date: Feb 16, 2005 04:41 PM the bunny in the ditch where they make all the little bunnies and say something like, "Love will find a way" let's start the healing chompety chomp crunch slurp oooooo athlete's foot squeeze brain oo brain for moi love brain brainsssssssss aaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggghhhhhhhh *zombie walk* ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jeremy Date: Feb 14, 2005 07:11 AM so who's this bunny in the ditch? i'm sick bleh you nasty toe chopper mmm brain one is best give give ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: KRS10 Date: Feb 13, 2005 09:08 PM Oh bunny hug was originally a dance term used in rag time where the dancers were particularly close, with arms around like a hug- but i was really referring to the bunny in ditch comic. nurse? Oh indeed, when you are ill with loneliness, I will do my best to cure you.. crunch is when i am chewing on your toenails when you can no longer reach them to cut them when we are very old embosom is when i take your head in my arms and squeeze it really tightly because i love your brain love mmmmmm ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jeremy Date: Feb 13, 2005 03:41 PM oooooooooooo baby you make me want you armed right now but uh... do tell me of: bunny hug nurse crunch embosom thanks, your lover ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: KRS10 Date: Feb 12, 2005 09:53 PM these are also good topics for dates, as long as the dates consist of you and I: affection, bear hug, bunny hug, caress, clasp, clinch, lock, squeeze, tight grip, cherish, cling, cradle, cuddle, embosom, embrace, enfold, envelop, follow closely, grasp, hold, keep close, lie close, lock, love, nestle, nurse, press, receive, retain, seize, squeeze again, stay near, welcome, crunch, munch, bite, devour, ravage, eat, tangle, enwrap, mangle (spaghetti), adore so much more than any before :D krs10 ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jeremy Date: Feb 11, 2005 08:17 PM i'm in the can just waiting for more on that ooo baby what could it be? oh my loverrarrr ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: KRS10 Date: Feb 10, 2005 11:56 PM yes i only have four buckets of hugs for you because that is all that would fit next to the 199999997 truckloads of hugs that i have for you more on that later i am dying tonight, rarr love kristen ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jeremy Date: Feb 10, 2005 06:18 PM your list is so sexy i don't make lists but i do calculate 1*4 = 4 ok now since you only made 4 i'm assuming you only have 4 buckets of hugs for me thus leaving me with 19996 empty bucket spaces i suggest you get working on filling some more for me teashe ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: KRS10 Date: Feb 9, 2005 07:11 PM 1. Play amateur psychologist to the stars - aka - pick out a celebrity like micheal jackson and then analyze his extreme behaviour. 2.Find an interesting-looking group of people and guess what's going on. 3.Make fun of someone famous. 4.Talk about other people's love lives. ------------- I like how all of that is gossip. What sap read this and then did it on their date? sucker now, Kristen's topics that i suggest other people do on dates: 1. Play amateur zombie and keep making references to other people's brains, and how you like to pick people's brains for delicious uhhh information..... and how scrumptious that.. uhhh. juicy information could be. 2.Be an interesting looking couple so people guess what's going on. 3.Make fun of a bouncy ball. Or play with it, and have fun. 4.Talk about how good your lover's face tastes. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jeremy Date: Feb 9, 2005 06:39 PM indeed i like poo i like you i like turtles when they're new kittens too after a few weeks they go all boo then i say, i'll stick with choo choo and you ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: KRS10 Date: Feb 9, 2005 06:14 PM yes sometimes it is hard to poop poems out of your butt unless all you have been eating is words and then you would have poems in turds so whoever said, "Lord may my words be sweet and tender, for tomorrow i may have to eat them," was probably a poet with writers block who wanted a darn good meal ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jeremy Date: Feb 9, 2005 05:19 PM yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy you cause me to write more poems then i can handle but i do almost cause love is here and this poem is free verse BOOM ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: KRS10 Date: Feb 9, 2005 04:37 PM i seed you then weed you out from the garden with some mutogen you harden my confidence so i'm convinced life is worth living with you in it daaaaaarlingk (pronounce the k, darn you!) ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jeremy Date: Feb 9, 2005 04:09 PM i'll knead you i need you still eat awayyy make my day my life ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: KRS10 Date: Feb 9, 2005 03:33 PM wow i'm surprised to hear that you haven't ever heard Breakfast at Tiffany's. It's a pretty decent song. Sorry for putting an extra e on on i will still eat you up like masticators ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jeremy Date: Feb 9, 2005 03:14 PM a letter has to go off of one of those words one tunes errr on tunes or one tune i'll take the on, morer morerooroeoroeor other than that, i don't know what you're talking about but i love you ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: KRS10 Date: Feb 9, 2005 09:24 AM maybe when we're on our mune we can put one tunes by Spoon We'd groove all over the craters I'd eat you up like masticators heh, this is kind of like.. You say that we've got nothing in common no common ground to start from and we're falling apart you say the world has come betweeen us our lives have come between us still I know you just don't care' And I said, "what about breakfast at tiffany's?" She said, "I think I remember the film and as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it," and I said, "well that's the one thing we got." ha ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jeremy Date: Feb 7, 2005 09:36 PM no hate just questioning i'd to sing the same song with you i'd like to ride the same choo but you see we first need to agree which tune we'll sing travelling choo to the mune ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: KRS10 Date: Feb 7, 2005 09:25 PM we both love music, and some is the same and when we play together, it's not lame and when it's time for fun, we both participate, so how could there be anything to hate? we can both love calvin we can be love hobbes we can both love muse and we both have gobs of love to offer up you can drink from my cup and i'll take your two liter cuz there's nothing sweeter. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jeremy Date: Feb 7, 2005 07:23 PM kind of music is pretty much all there is to me unless you want to talk about photoediting or webdesign i know i sure don't ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: KRS10 Date: Feb 7, 2005 06:57 PM i think it is important to understand that even though divided we stand in musical tastes we shouldn't make haste to think ourselves so much different in truth, it might be you love similar messages, but a different sound than me is it really terrible if on this preference we don't agree? ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jeremy Date: Feb 7, 2005 06:00 PM we need to get over this hump no not this meatball lump our musical slump such high importance about to what we dance for me at least, is a hard circumstance ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: KRS10 Date: Feb 7, 2005 05:22 PM soon we will fall into the deep bodies seep into a pool of spaghettios the meatballs are steep and i would eat through them to find m'love ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jeremy Date: Feb 7, 2005 04:57 PM and always growing larger tongues larger licks i pick you and drown slobber style ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: KRS10 Date: Feb 7, 2005 03:55 PM And soar through the finish! and keep going onward with slobbering wonder! never slowing! ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jeremy Date: Feb 7, 2005 01:29 PM in MY face! that is the licking place we could have a tongue coverage race ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: KRS10 Date: Feb 7, 2005 12:49 PM somehow I think it would be marvelous all the same with you around. SO THERE. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jeremy Date: Feb 6, 2005 09:27 PM my company mostly consisted of making love to you everywhere and anywhere and i haven't had the time to spend normal moments with you ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: KRS10 Date: Feb 6, 2005 09:09 PM i would worry about you r feelings more, but i'm pretty sure that you would always be my friend, and you r company that pleases me is good enough if something should happen. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jeremy Date: Feb 6, 2005 08:59 PM i worry more about me than you i fear for what i feel more than you then again, thus far no one is more hip than you ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: KRS10 Date: Feb 6, 2005 08:49 PM are very very appreciated by you 're lover which is you rs truly, and you never have to worry whether or not i'll love you because i will, booya